Borebom and bandwagons.posted Aug 6th 2009, 4:14AM
Mood: Bored
Dear younger, or should I rather say, past self
For the love of everything that is Guylos, if you see a white unicorn flying towards you, DODGE, YOU IDIOT. DOGE DODGE DODGE. DO NOT LET IT STAB YOU IN THE HEAD. Then shoot it to pieces.
Greetings, tiny being reading this. Me? I am one of the Guylos Empire's mightiest Zoids ever created - Gilvader is my name. I was en route to go crush some scum from the Helic Republic, but my navigation systems went haywire for a bit, and I ended up here. I must have taken a wrong turn...
Also, I hate that damned Orudios. Thinks he' soooo great and powerful for having spiked me through the head in that ol' suicide attack. He's got another thing coming.
You're probably wondering what makes me so great, eh? Well, I am more powerful than that godzilla-wannabe, Death Saurer, But I think I'll let my stats do the talking instead.
Height: 16.7 m
Depth: 43.2 m
Weight: 333 tons
Max. speed: Mach 4.0 (air), 80 km/h (land)
Well... Maybe... No, It might knock me unconcious...... If I am in contcact with anything, and I WANT it to gain this property, I can pass it on... Which is why I can carry things through walls.
I still have to figure out a way to scratch out things on cave walls...primitive, but it's the only thing I'd be able to manage art-wise. Claws and teeth fail at holding things in a useable manner. Nor are guns useful in that department.
I actually didn't land. I crossed another shuttle coming from there, and sneaked onto it with a teleport... I stole it... Actually, Some know me for this, I am an expert at it.
Strange. I've never heard of space travel to and from planet Zi. They focus mostof their development on creating stronger Zoids. Specifically during the war.
Well...I'm not sure of the details...but it appears to be something with some silly blue haired child who builds pathetic-looking toys and puts weapons on them. In all honesty, I don't know what's with all that.